Stone Tape and a Guy Named Schumann

When trying to explain residual hauntings, many paranormal investigators will fall back on the “Stone Tape” hypothesis to explain how a moment in time can play back like a recording, over and over again. There’s just one huge problem with this idea. How does the moment record itself? What is the mechanism? The other problem is that there are minimal to no magnetic properties when considering wood, gypsum and paper (the main “ingredients” in drywall), clay (a.k.a. brick), and all the other materials of which modern homes are made. So, how can we reconcile the paranormal as a recording?

A traditional recorder utilizes magnetic tape, but speaking at the magnetic tape will not record your voice. You need the addition of a read/write head to store the wave patterns of your voice onto the magnetic tape.* The Stone Tape hypothesis posits that moments in time, emotions, actions, what have you, imprint or “record” on a location. But how does that happen? What is the mechanism, or the “read/write head” that imprints these moments onto the wood, stone, and clay of our homes and buildings?

Now, even though I’m not a sensitive/intuitive, there is something to be said for a room feeling uncomfortable when you walk in right after an argument or a home feeling warm and inviting after baking cookies. But I don’t think these emotions have imprinted on the materials, rather I think our other five senses are engaged. We smell the vanilla of the cookies, we see the uncomfortable body language of the couple who exchanged unkind words. These moments are fleeting and forgotten after a few hours. But, how is it that an emotional/traumatic moment, or a repetitive action, can be recorded, or imprinted, on a structure so that emotions and actions are accessible years, even decades, in the future?

As paranormal investigators, we are constantly questioning and asking “Why?” As a scientist, I do this quite a bit, and I think I’ve come up with a hypothesis of my own regarding the Stone Tape idea:

What if the mechanisms by which moments in time are recorded on locations are the Schumann Resonance excitations?

OK. Just bear with me. I’ll give you a little background. Winifried Otto Schumann was a physicist who actually predicted these resonances, mathematically, back in 1952. He predicted that the Earth’s ionosphere (the lowest part of our atmosphere) would act as a waveguide (a structure that directs sound-, electromagnetic-, etc. waves, and enables a signal to multiply with minimal loss of energy by restricting expansion to one or two dimensions) that would, in turn, act as a resonant cavity (similar to a closed box) for electromagnetic waves. What is it that causes these electromagnetic waves to resonate?


Take a look at the following:

Credit: NASA/Conceptual Image Lab

What you’re seeing is an animation of the Schumann Resonances. When lightning strikes the Earth, the electromagnetic waves propagate around our planet at an extremely low frequency (ELF), between 3 and 60 Hertz. What if it is these ELF waves that are the mechanism behind our residual paranormal activity?

Considering that the Earth is subject to approximately eight million lightning strikes per day (that comes out to about 100 strikes per second), our planet’s atmospheric wave guide is just pulsing with Schumann Resonances. Add to that the effect solar activity can have on our planet’s geomagnetic field, not to mention seismic activity, and you could have a planetary read/write head that helps record, and playback, residual paranormal activity.

Do we, as paranormal investigators, know for sure that Schumann Resonances are the catalyst by which residual paranormal activity exists? No, we don’t. This is just wild speculation at this point. But, that’s where science begins, right? At wild speculation. And then, we experiment, collect data, and form our hypothesis. Which is why we collect information before each investigation regarding solar and geomagnetic activity, as well as weather, which includes lightning strikes. Currently, the only archive of Schumann Resonance data can be found at the HeartMath Institute (and the data only goes back to January 1, 2013), so verifying that Schumann Resonances were at an all-time high when, say, Anne Boleyn was beheaded and, therefore, caused her headless spirit to roam London Tower, is impossible. But, hopefully, in generations to come, paranormal investigators could, possibly, document when a moment in time became a residual recording.

*How exactly does that read/write head work, you ask? Well, I’m glad you brought that up. A read/write head consists of a core of magnetic material, shaped like a doughnut with a very narrow gap, which is filled with a diamagnetic material (like gold). This diamagnetic material forces the magnetic flux out of the gap into the magnetic tape medium more than air would. The flux then magnetises the tape. A coil of wire wrapped around the core opposite the gap interfaces to the electrical side of the apparatus, either supplying a signal in the case of recording, or being fed to an amplifier in the case of playback. And now? You are an audio expert. Sort of.

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Getting Into the Spirit – Jack-O-Lanterns

img_2851Hey, everyone! Heather here! Our resident historian, Jordan, is here today with an awesome blog post about the origins of the jack-o-lantern, that Halloween symbol we all know and love. Enjoy!

One of the most iconic symbols of the Halloween season is the jack-o-lantern. Today, we carve jack-o-lanterns out of brightly colored orange pumpkins and display them in our windows, porches, and yards. But that was not always the case. As a matter of fact, the pumpkin is not the first piece of vegetation to be used for a jack-o-lantern.

In the late 19th/early 20th centuries, many Europeans immigrated to the United States looking to start a better life. One of the customs they brought with them was the carving of jack-o-lanterns. However, in Europe, especially Scotland and Ireland, jack-o-lanterns were more commonly carved out of turnips. Have you guys ever seen a turnip jack-o-lantern? Just look there at the beginning of this post. It’s terrifying.

However, when they immigrated to the United States, turnips were not in an immediate supply, so the alternative was the pumpkin. Unbeknownst to everyone at the time, the pumpkin actually made a better jack-o-lantern. It was larger, more colorful, and the most important part, pumpkins didn’t rot as fast as turnips. So a jack-o-lantern made out of a pumpkin could keep longer than a turnip jack-o-lantern.

But this doesn’t really answer an important question; Why do we carve faces in pumpkins to make jack-o-lanterns? Well, that is because of an old European folktale. The Tale of Stingy Jack. There are a number of versions of this myth, but they all seem to make the same point.

Jack was a drunk, a manipulator, and a deceiver. When it was Jack’s time to die, the Devil greeted him to take his soul. Jack, being a deceiver, begged the Devil to allow him one last drink. The Devil agreed and accompanied him to the pub. In order for Jack to pay his tab, he convinced the Devil to turn into a sixpence. Instead of paying the tab, Jack put the sixpence in his pocket next to a crucifix so the Devil couldn’t change back. Jack stuck a deal with the Devil to change back in exchange for letting him live another ten years. The Devil agreed. Ten years pass and the Devil comes to claim Jack’s life. Jack, once again being a deceiver, convinced the Devil to climb up a tree to grab him one last apple before death. The Devil agreed and Jack carved a cross on the tree so the Devil could not get down. He was stuck there. This was the second time Jack had bested the Devil.

When Jack eventually died, he appeared at the gates of Heaven but was denied entry. He then went to Hell to see if he could gain entry there. The Devil, being duped twice by Jack in the past, denied is entry. When asked where he should go, the Devil replied, “Back from where you came”. But the road for Jack was now much darker than before. Jack pleaded for the Devil to give him something to light the way. The Devil obliged and placed an ember from Hell in a hollowed out turnip. Stingy Jack was was doomed to walk the earth without a resting place forever.

So, every Halloween, people would carve faces in turnips, now pumpkins, and put a light in them to help Jack find his way in a world of darkness. This is just one version of many of the myths, but they all seems to have the similar theme of Jack tricking the devil.

Today, there are so many people who carve jack-o-lantern that it is a Halloween staple. I know here at the Jordan Ghastly household, we try to have a minimum of 4 for Halloween Night. But the fun of pumpkin carving has exploded in the 20th and 21st centuries. There are now professional pumpkin carvers all over the globe as well as numerous pumpkin carving contest.

So remember, this Halloween night, when you get ready to go out to trick-or-treat, don’t forget to light your jack-o-lantern to help Stingy Jack find his way through the darkness!

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Busy, Crazy Halloween


Waverly Hills Sanatorium. Photo by Heather Dobson.

Halloween is a busy time of year for us. October is a crazy, wonderful month for paranormal teams across the country. Many of us are speaking at public libraries and other events, promoting ghost tours and doing interviews. It’s an exciting time of year to be a paranormal investigator and it gives us an opportunity to talk to the general public about what we do and why we do it.

What always surprises us, though, is that our calendar quickly fills, from mid-September through late November, with weekend client investigations.

When our clients call us asking for help and understanding with paranormal activity and they request us to perform an investigation, we typically schedule them on Friday or Saturday nights. This gives all of our investigators an opportunity to investigate late into the night and not worry about work or school obligations the next day. Typically, from December through August, we have one investigation a month. But when September rolls around, the email requests for investigations come hard and fast, we find ourselves investigating every weekend for two months, and we’ve always wondered why the appearance of jack-o-lanterns in the stores makes our calendar fill up so quickly. And I think I’ve discovered why.

Summer is probably the busiest time of year for all of us. The kids are out of school and this is the one time of the year when most of us travel for major vacations. The kids are taking off for various church/summer/athletic/art/academic camps and we parents are chasing after them. Then, it’s all-day pool parties followed by late-night cook-outs with friends and family and we all tumble into bed, sunburned, tired, and content.

Then, school starts. The kids get back into a routine, we aren’t out late because of that 5:30/6:00 AM wake-up call, and as the weather turns colder and the days become shorter, our activities stay closer to home. We’re watching football games in the living room with chili cooking on the stove and we may still have evening campfires, but we’re all in bed by 9PM. And this means we start paying more attention to what is going on in our homes.

I firmly believe that we have so many investigations this time of year not because people see the ghost decorations in Target and think, “Oh, yeah! We have a ghost! Let’s call some Georgia paranormal investigators!” I think it’s because our focus turns more inward, more homeward, and we finally sit back and notice our surroundings and what is going on around us. And we finally have the time and energy to hear the footsteps and notice the flickering lights. And the client emails roll in.

Either that or the ghosts are gearing up for their annual Halloween extravaganza. Sounds legit!

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Our Halloween Schedule

jack-o-lanternOur October schedule is already filling up and we want to share with you what we’ll be doing and where! We still have availability for library and private group/corporate talks, so if you would like to add us to your schedule (free of charge, of course) just give us a shout! We have several themes to choose from, our most popular being our Paranormal 101 talk which presents how and why we investigate along with our best evidence (click here to see this presentation in action at Hickory Flat Library). Give us a shout at if you’re interested in scheduling us!

Saturday, October 15, 2016, 6:30PMParanormal 101
RT Jones Memorial Library
116 Brown Industrial Parkway
Canton, GA 30114

Friday, October 21, 2016, 12:00PM – Paranormal 101
Private business in Kennesaw, GA

Thursday, October 27, 6:30PM – Paranormal 101
Ball Ground Public Library
435 Old Canton Road
Ball Ground, GA 30107

Hope to see you in Canton or Ball Ground!

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DragonCon 2016

NEW_LOGO_DCsmallHey, all! We are honored, yet again, to be presenting at Atlanta’s very own DragonCon! It’s the 30th anniversary year, and we’re looking forward to hanging out with all our paranormal peeps, seeing the sights, and meeting new friends! (As well as chasing Heather out of Karl Urban’s Walk of Fame booth. She’s probably going to get arrested. We should probably start a GoFundMe for her bail money.)

Anyway! Here’s where we’ll be!

Friday, September 2, 2016, 4PM
Ghost Hunting in Georgia – We’ll present our best audio, photographic, and video evidence that we’ve collected in the last nine years and talk about some of our most interesting cases. Come find us at the Sheraton, Savannah 1-3.

Sunday, September 4, 2016, 4PM
Georgia Paranormal History – We’ll talk about the most interesting historical locations in Georgia and the ghosts and cryptids that hang out there! Come find us at the Sheraton, Savannah 1-3.

Can’t wait to see you! And make sure you download the DragonCon app on your mobile device and friend us! Just look for Clint Brownlee, Jordan Duncan, Shawn Boettner, Stefanie Jones, Christina Kieffer, and Heather Dobson!

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Misconceptions of the Paranormal

Hey, all! Heather here! The following post is from our Charter Investigator and current Assistant Director Jordan. Enjoy!

It should be understood that not everybody has a belief or interest in the paranormal, and that is completely fine. We here at PGI completely understand. However,  it’s usually found that the people who want to criticize paranormal investigations and investigators don’t take the time to research what they are criticizing. Sure people see what’s on TV, but not all paranormal investigators operate the same way.

The word ‘paranormal’  gets tossed around very often these days. Most likely because of the growing popularity of paranormal TV shows and other forms of ‘Para-tainment’. But what is the paranormal? Paranormal refers to anything outside ‘the normal’. Paranormal DOES NOT equal ghosts! Paranormal can refer to anything from the spiritual/supernatural, to the extra terrestrial, to cryptozoological, and so on. Now, we’re not saying there is a ghost of a Sasquatch or a Yeti flying a UFO in your house screaming Get out, but ‘Paranormal’ is a blanket term for all of these and is most identified with ghosts/spirits. Also, on the same note, if a place has paranormal activity it DOES NOT make that place haunted. It just means that there could possibly be activity going on that hasn’t quite been explained as of yet.

Not everybody in the field is a believer, and that is INCREDIBLY important for the future of the paranormal field. There are a healthy amount of skeptics in the field and the field NEEDS that skepticism. It is important for investigators to use that skepticism to find normal reasons that could be misidentified as potential paranormal activity. A skeptic’s primary job is go in and attempt to disprove what is potentially going on. When you can not logically or scientifically explain what is going on, then you have something paranormal (again meaning ‘Outside-of-the-normal’). It should not be assumed that everyone who investigates the paranormal is a believer. That is not the case.

On the flip side of the argument, just because someone might be a believer does not make them wrong. There are a large number of reasons a person could be a believer whether they’ve had some undeniable personal experience or captured a piece of evidence that just cannot be explained to the most logical or scientific sense. If someone does not believe or have interest in the paranormal because they think or feel science or religious beliefs dictate otherwise, that’s fine too. But one shouldn’t sit here and tell all the others who are interested that they’re wrong or imply that they are dumb for having an interest in the paranormal. The people who investigate have obviously have some personal reasons that drew them towards the subject, or some people just have an interest in it and investigate because of said interest. And that is completely OK.

There was an argument stating that paranormal investigators do not help people. We beg to differ. We can’t speak for any other investigators or teams, but there are MANY cases of paranormal investigators giving peace of mind to a client. If a client has something going on that they can not explain and requests the aid of a team to go in to see what they can disprove (or prove) just to give the client a better understanding of what is or isn’t going on, then a client’s needs are met. A large percentage of the time, you can disprove almost every claim. Normally with whatever the outcome of the investigation, this eases whatever the clients thoughts were about the goings-on in their home or business and however the client wants to continue after investigators do or don’t find anything is entirely up to them. Again, sometimes not everything can be explained or maybe the client is looking to go a bit deeper in their search for answers, it is perfectly acceptable to refer a client to other sources, people, and teams in the paranormal community in order for them to get the answers they need.

On a lighter note, paranormal investigators are not Ghostbusters. With as much as that is a long-loved film (And who doesn’t? It’s a classic! Personally, it’s one of my favorite films. I know I’m not the only one!), that is far from the truth. Paranormal investigators do not drive around in the Ecto-1 or run around with proton packs zapping “class 5 full roaming vapors” (as cool and fun as that may sound). There is little we do in the ‘busting’ area. We investigate. Plain and simple. When a client calls a team in, equipment (video recorders, audio recorders, temperature gauges, and electromagnetic field detectors) is set up and records for however long a team is investigating. What is collected is not evidence, it is data. Once the data is collected it goes through a rigorous review and what is pulled from the data via audio, video, etc is potential evidence of something paranormal. Once all pieces of potential evidence are collected, they are then again re-reviewed to look for any logical or scientific explanations as to why it is not paranormal. If nothing can be explained, then this piece of evidence is given to the client with an explanation as to who found it, where it was found, and what it means to the client. Not every piece of evidence given to a client means it’s officially a ghost/spirit/entity. It just means what was found can’t be explained at the moment, but maybe at a later time it can possibly be explained.

To end, it is extremely important to know that no one person has all the answers about the paranormal and the paranormal field. ‘Paranormal’ refers to ‘the unknown’ for a reason. If someone had all the answers, it would be ‘known’ and terms like paranormal wouldn’t exist.

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Musings of a Sasquatch Hunter

Hey folks! Heather here! Our resident Bigfoot expert, Shawn, is back! Enjoy his most recent post!

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. – Bertrand Russell

Hey there people in internet land! I am back from another exciting (yup, that’s my story) Sasquatch adventure. While I had a rather awesome time in the woods and had some activity and strange and interesting experiences, I cannot introduce you to the big man himself. Yet. I have previously written about the potential of Sasquatch’s existence here on this blog and have pontificated and postulated on some history and scientific data (or lack thereof) to the potential anthropological ancestry. This is all well and good and can be quite thought-provoking, as well. But, let’s face it folks, this is a rather limited topic, regulated to the fringe “pseudoscience” of cryptozoology. There just isn’t that much out there as compared to other, more accepted, mainstream science branches. One has to dig through pages of book lists, reviews, excerpts chosen to entice you to buy a book, self-proclaimed professionals and expert witness testimony, just to find one tidbit of potentially helpful information. And if you find that video on YouTube, recorded by someone at a conference that falls outside of accepted science, the comment section is full of mockery, derision, and name-calling. All because someone has a different interpretation of the “facts.”

Ancient Egypt. Galileo. Vikings. Prehistoric America. Now, what the hell do they have to do with Sasquatch? Everything and nothing. Now that you are quite possibly confused more than ever, let me explain. Ancient Egypt is the first civilization (4,500 years ago) to have built monuments. Nope. Not quite. Geologists show pictures of rock structures from the Giza Plateau (unbeknownst to them) are asked to ballpark date them based on visible weathering marks. They all date them to well into the 10,000 to 15,000 age bracket. Right up until they are shown that what they were dating was the Sphinx. All of a sudden, they are no longer experts, not sure of the number they just threw out or they get angry and throw a temper tantrum. Last time Egypt was a fertile water-soaked environment was well over 15,000 years ago. Allegedly. So that would mean the Sphinx is a tad bit older than that to account for all the wind/water erosion seen on it, right? Galileo was ostracized and spent a majority of his adult life under house arrest by the Spanish Inquisition for heresy to the church for his scientific observations and theories, all of which have been proven true and correct. That could be why they named four of Jupiter’s moons after him. As well they should since he discovered them! Not to mention he championed the heliocentric solar system theory. Now, he is considered the father of science. Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. And discovered America first, right? Wrong. Actually, Native Americans of the Pre-Columbian era of Folsom and Clovis people discovered it 12,000 years ago, but that is an insignificant little fact. Especially when you consider all the archaeological evidence to the contrary. Like Viking artifacts, money and graves that put them here almost 1,000 years before Columbus. More and more Viking artifacts are being found to contradict Columbus’s claim to the New World, but yet it is all labeled as fake or reproduction and even strange but inconclusive (look up “out-of-place and time” artifacts). And now pre-history! Almost all your higher institutions of learning are just that. Institutions. Where they instruct you what their version of the truth is and nothing else is possible. They will scoff and sneer at one who thinks outside “the textbook of truth because we say it is.” Oops. My bad. I don’t believe you because you say so. How many times have we been “institutionalized,” I mean “taught,” something just to have it updated and revised? There is a reason for the saying History is written by the conquerors. We are taught that Clovis man cam here across a land bridge 12,000 years ago. If that is so, why is there a plethora of “forbidden archaeology” links, stories, reports, etc., that keep coming up with Homo Sapien Sapiens (modern man – that’s us) evidence of our existence throughout the geological record of up to 250 millions years ago? Look it up. It’s there.

Whew! That was a lot of typing and varied topics to get to this. Why is the existence of Sasquatch so belittled? Why is it so improbably that it could actually be real that modern science excludes any serious interest in the subject. Modern science has been proven incorrect so many times, yet still we cling to their institutionalized, regimented rote memorization of the “facts.” I go way into the woods. WAY into the woods. Far from other people (I hope) and at night I act like a completely deranged weirdo. No, seriously, I do. And I have friends with me doing the same. All in the hopes of the possibility of what could be out there. Other than bears, wolves, coyotes, and mountain lions (a.k.a. The Scary Stuff). Why do I do it? Well, for one, it’s fun. And two, because some really strange things have happened. Responses to my activity that can only be duplicated by a bipedal, opposable thumb-having, upright-walking… something. Whether that is some other completely deranged weirdo hoping that my actions are a squatch responding to him, OR it is Sasquatch himself (or herself – whatever) is why I do it. That, and the satisfaction in the deepest fiber of my being that I was right, that they do exist, and if that is true, what else are “they” lying to us about? On to the Fibonacci Spiral. Oh, and being able to tell all the pompous, ignorant people (I personally know some) who think they are so much smarter than people like me by their sarcasm and condescension without any personal knowledge (just the institutions’ force-fed knowledge), “Neener neener neener! You’re a…”

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Ghost in the Podcast, Episode 6, Merry Christmas!

ITunesPGIPodcast“There’ll be scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories of the Christmases long, long ago!” – Andy Williams, It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

We here at PGI love any opportunity to tell ghost stories and we’ve decided to revive the Victorian tradition of telling ghost stories on Christmas Eve. So, light the fire, turn on the Christmas lights, pour yourself some eggnog, and get cozy under your favorite blanket because we have a few spooky tales to share with you! Enjoy!

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Ghost in the Podcast, Episode 5

ITunesPGIPodcastSince our November podcast didn’t go as planned, we decided to give you all an extra-special holiday treat with TWO (yes, two!) podcasts for December! For the first one, our Communications Director Heather and our Tech Manager Jeremy discuss locations where amateur paranormal investigators can visit and, well, investigate! We hope you enjoy and make sure to subscribe to and rate our podcast on iTunes if you haven’t done so already. Enjoy!

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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Paranormal Investigator?


Intrepid paranormal investigator Heather Dobson. Wearing eye makeup for a DragonCon panel. Yep, you read that right. Eye makeup. Sometimes we DO go out in the daytime. Photo credit: Grant Miller



But wait. Before you start jumping up and down and squeeeee-ing with excitement, let’s back up a moment and really talk about this.

I know that if you’re reading this, you probably avidly watch Ghost Hunters, Ghost Adventures, Ghost Asylum, Ghost Insert-Word-Here-That-Is-Scary-And-Attention-Grabbing, and any other paranormal-themed show you can get your grubby DVR on. (I know, because even though I investigate the paranormal in my spare time, I also still watch all the paranormal things!) But, guess what? Actually investigating the paranormal is NOTHING like what you see on TV.

Here are some bullet points that pretty much sum up what it’s really like to do what we do:

  • Many times, the client who contacts us is more scary than the paranormal something that may or may not be in their home. No lie. Our Case Manager is a saint.
  • We don’t get paid to do this. In fact, we have to pay to do this. Yep, we buy all the equipment, we pay for the gas to get to and from our investigations, and we buy our own dinners on investigation nights. And the coffee. LOTS of coffee. Hoo, boy, there’s not enough coffee. Save your coffee pennies because you’re going to need them!
  • After actually getting an investigation scheduled, then we have to actually do the investigation. Like, set up equipment, and sit in a dark house for hours when, really, let’s be honest, we just want to be curled up in bed asleep.
  • And why would we rather be asleep instead of investigating? Because after doing this for eight years, I can honestly tell you that most investigations are boring. Like, all those ghost shows take place over several days, in well-known haunted places, with evidence that may or may not be planted for entertainment purposes. But in real life? We can’t make ghosts appear on cue. We have to wait around in the dark. A lot.
  • And after you’ve just spend all those hours in someone’s home, you now have to go home and watch those hours of video camera footage times 4 (because there were four cameras set up). And then? You have all those hours of audio to listen to. And in between all that, you have a family to take care of, and a job to go to, and a social life, and… yeah. That’s a lot to do.
  • Maybe, after all that investigating and all that analyzing, you were assigned to write the final report. WHAT?!? Yeah. So, get on that. Because the client is SCREAMING for results.
  • Now? That you’ve sent in that all-important final report? We need you to collect the raw data from this investigation and add it to our database/spreadsheet. Because we’re also scientists and this is part of our responsibilities.
  • Good job! The final report is in! Data is collected! Guess what? You’ve got to pack up all your equipment and do it again because we have ANOTHER investigation this weekend! Social life? WHAT SOCIAL LIFE?!?!?!
  • Finally, after all that is done, you’ve got ten monthly meetings to attend, library talks and DragonCon panels to help put together, and blog posts to write for this here web site. (I can’t do it all by myself, yo!)
  • And how do you think we get our name out there for all of those clients to notice us and call us? Well, it’s called social media. Are you prepared to help out with that, as well? Because we certainly don’t have an advertising budget (heck, we barely have an equipment budget), we need all the help we can get!

Finally, when you look at how many paranormal shows there are out there and then look at the actual number of paranormal groups that exist (hundreds, dude, HUNDREDS), your chance of EVER getting on a TV show are slim. I think we all have a better chance of getting hit by lightning, while winning the lottery, during a shark attack than getting on a paranormal TV show. You can’t be in this for the fame. You HAVE to want to do this to help people. Because that is what investigating the paranormal is all about. It’s about helping the living to understand the dead. And in the end, you have a new set of friends who are more like family who will investigate with you and trust you with their lives.

And that’s what we do.

Now that you’ve read all of that, are you still ready to jump in with both feet and spend six months with us, training to become a full-fledged paranormal investigator with Paranormal Georgia Investigations? Then email us at and let us know you’re interested! We’ll email you an application and let you know, after the first of the year, when we would like to get together and meet with you.

Good luck!

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